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    <title>Mission Impossible -style heist hits N.J. Best Buy</title>
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    <description>Something right out of the movies.</description>
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    <title>Music Artist That Died On This Date - The Music's Over</title>
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    <description>See who died today in music.</description>
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    <title>Operation: Toyland - Real Life Miniture Film</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/operationtoyland.html</link>
    <description>Cool video of real life but small.</description>
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    <title>Akinator - The Web Genius</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/akinator.html</link>
    <description>This game is scary how acurate it is.</description>
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    <title>Rubble Trouble</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/rubbletrouble.html</link>
    <description>Help the little people blow up the buildings!</description>
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    <title>SWAT Team FAIL</title>
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    <description>This funny SWAT Team cannot find the right house that they are looking for.</description>
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    <title>Wall Walker Flash Game</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games2/wallwalker.html</link>
    <description>Wall Walker is a puzzle game where you get to shift the enviroment so you can get to the door. Watch out you do not fall of the board. Improve your wall walking skills by collecting orbs and stars.</description>
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    <title>Ice Breaker</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/icebreaker.html</link>
    <description>You have to save your fellow vikings! Slice the ice by clicking and dragging with the MOUSE. Save the frozen vikings by getting them safley back to their boat!</description>
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    <title>7 Simpsons Jokes That Actually Happened</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/7simpsonsjokesthatactuallyhappened.html</link>
    <description>It is kind of creepy how The Simpson's predicted some of these things.</description>
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    <title>21 Logo Evolutions of the World's Well Known Logo Designs</title>
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    <description>Some of these logos use to be better.</description>
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    <title>Avalanche Flash Game</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/avalanche.html</link>
    <description>Guide the cute little penguin down the snowy ski slopes, but make sure he does not fall off.</description>
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    <title>Nicolas Cage as Everyone</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/niccageaseveryone.html</link>
    <description>A hugh collection of photoshopped pictures of Nicolas Cage as everyone.</description>
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    <title>Top 10 Places You Can't Go</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/top10placesyoucantgo.html</link>
    <description>The secret Disney bar is the most weird...</description>
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    <title>Cold Storage Flash Game</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/coldstorage.html</link>
    <description>Help your snow monster complete the frosty levels.</description>
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    <title>Funny Comcast Movie Descriptions</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/comcastmoviedescriptions.html</link>
    <description>Thank God for Verizon Fios.</description>
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    <title>Bank Notes - A Collection of Bank Robbery Notes</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/banknotes.html</link>
    <description>A collection of bank robbery notes that the robbers used.</description>
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    <title>The Best Man Caves</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/mancaves.html</link>
    <description>Here is the coolest man caves around the web.</description>
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    <title>10 Doomsday Cults</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/10doomsdaycults.html</link>
    <description>It is time to learn all about the 10 most popular dooms day cults.</description>
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    <title>Bathrooms of the Future</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/bathroomsofthefuture.html</link>
    <description>Some of these bathrooms look awesome!</description>
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    <title>Transformers 2 Concept Art</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/transformers2conceptart.html</link>
    <description>Don't you wish some of these made their way into the movie?</description>
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    <title>CubeDude</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/cubedude.html</link>
    <description>Cool little action toy figures.</description>
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    <title>The Old Robots Web Site</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/theoldrobotswebsite.html</link>
    <description>Awesome website with all of the old robots.</description>
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    <title>Funny Mugshot Photo</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/funnymugshotphoto.html</link>
    <description>Nice teeth dude, LOL.</description>
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    <title>Dog Playing Pool</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/dogplayingpool.html</link>
    <description>Check out this amazing dog playing pool (Halo).</description>
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    <title>11 Firsts In Internet History</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/11firstsininternethistory.html</link>
    <description>A great timeline of "firsts" that hit the internet.</description>
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    <title>50 things that are being killed by the internet</title>
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    <description>Some of the things mentioned in this article make you think.</description>
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    <title>Parents of the year</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/parentsoftheyear.html</link>
    <description>Pictures of bad parenting.</description>
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    <title>Dark Stores</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/darkstores.html</link>
    <description>Photography of stores that went out of business.</description>
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    <title>10 Stunning Japanese Woodblock Prints</title>
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    <description>Japanese woodblock printing is a technique that finds its origins in the Buddhist temples of China, where it was used for centuries before being adopted and refined by Japanese artists during the Edo Period (1603-1867).</description>
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    <title>A Flowchart To Determine What Will Happen at Your Labor Day Barbecue</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/aflowcharttodeterminewhatwillhappenatyourlabordaybarbecue.html</link>
    <description>Labor Day is coming up this weekend, and that means you'll probably be attending a barbecue...</description>
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    <title>50 Photos From Air Travel's Glory Years</title>
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    <description>For those who have traveled in the last several years, you'll have noticed that most of the glitz and glam of flying has been all but lost.</description>
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    <title>People of Walmart</title>
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    <description>A collection of all the creatures that grace us with their presence at Walmart, America's favorite store.</description>
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    <title>Funny Town Hall Protest</title>
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    <description>Man in Obama mask whips elderly man using walker and woman dragging a dead baby on a rope.</description>
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    <title>Lamebook</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/lamebook.html</link>
    <description>Funny collection of lame Facebook posts.</description>
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    <title>Guardian Rock</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/guardianrock.html</link>
    <description>Play guardian rock game and squish the indiana jones wannabe archaeologists with your stony weight, move from brick to brick as you seek out the intrepid explorers, crush them by passing over them.</description>
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    <title>Lovely Listing</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/lovelylisting.html</link>
    <description>Funny collection of stuff listed.</description>
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    <title>Super Tim Allen Land</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/supertimallenland.html</link>
    <description>A funny YTMND of Tim Allen.</description>
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    <title>Tape Yourself</title>
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    <description>People putting tape on themselves?</description>
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    <title>Ten Gag-Inducing Foods</title>
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    <description>Food that will make you gag!</description>
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    <title>VIPs - Very Important Pixels</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/veryimportantpixels.html</link>
    <description>Cool pixel art!</description>
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    <title>7 Funniest Office Prank Videos</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/foundclothing.html</link>
    <description>A Web site dedicated to all of the clothing items and accessories originally abandoned to the waste stream, but saved from the landfills by me and other finders.</description>
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    <title>Iconfinder</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/iconfinder.html</link>
    <description>Icon search made easy.</description>
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    <title>Max Dirt Bike 2</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/maxdirtbike2.html</link>
    <description>A great and fun game! Ready for more of the pure tilty bike stuff? We've got it! Outfit your rider and bike in your favorite colors and get tilty, baby!</description>
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    <title>Cardboard Tube Fighting League</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/cardboardtubefightingleague.html</link>
    <description>The Cardboard Tube Fighting League (CTFL) is a global organization that hosts cardboard tube based events in USA.</description>
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    <title>50 Amazing Ramen Noodle Recipes</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/50amazingramennoodlerecipes.html</link>
    <description>Going to college requires a lot of your time, which doesn't allow you to cook your common four-course meal.</description>
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    <title>Wood Block Sticky Note Pad</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/woodblockstickynotepad.html</link>
    <description>Cool!</description>
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    <title>Top 10 Best Zombie Movies</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/top10bestzombiemovies.html</link>
    <description>After being practically dead and buried in the 90s, zombie films have sprung back to life in the last few years.</description>
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    <title>Most-Expensive</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/mostexpensive.html</link>
    <description>A blog about the most expensive things in life.</description>
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    <title>Exercise Equipment Breaks And Hits Guy In Face</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/exeqpbreakhitsguyinface.html</link>
    <description>This is not how you do Lat Pull Down. That had to hurt.</description>
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    <title>7 Funniest Office Prank Videos</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/7funniestofficeprankvideos.html</link>
    <description>Your sanity is harder to keep than your stapler when working in an office.</description>
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    <title>19 Amazing Acts of Death Defiance</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/19amazingactsofdeathdefiance.html</link>
    <description>The human tendency to act in a way that is detrimental to health has always been a part of society.</description>
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    <title>Cake Wrecks</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/cakewrecks.html</link>
    <description>When professional cakes go horribly, hilariously wrong.</description>
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    <title>The Art of the Combover</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/theartofthecombover.html</link>
    <description>A comb over or combover is a hairstyle worn by bald or balding men in which the hair on one side of the head is grown long and then combed over the bald area to minimize the display of baldness.</description>
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    <title>Ugly House Photos</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/uglyhousephotos.html</link>
    <description>Phoenix Area Homes With Clutter, Ugly Decor, and Bad Taste.</description>
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    <title>World's Biggest Cave Found in Vietnam</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/worldsbiggestcavefoundinvietnam.html</link>
    <description>A British caver wades through an underground river in Vietnam's Son Doong cave, the largest single cave passage yet found, a survey team reported in July 2009.</description>
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    <title>Top 15 Web Hoaxes of All Time</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/top15webhoaxesofalltime.html</link>
    <description>Sometimes it's hard to tell what to believe when you read it on the web.</description>
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    <title>Tim Burton Art Gallery</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/timburtonartgallery.html</link>
    <description>Some cool art from the famous director.</description>
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    <title>Where's The Bathroom On The Enterprise</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/wheresthebathroomontheenterprise.html</link>
    <description>With the toilet on the International Space Station busted once again, we can't help but wonder whether humanity is doomed to a space-faring future without working facilities. Fortunately, there are plenty of fictional, functional space toilets.</description>
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    <title>KFC Recipe</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/kfcrecipe.html</link>
    <description>The obsession started years ago after a challenge from his wife.</description>
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    <title>Twin Shot 2 Flash Game</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/twinshot2.html</link>
    <description>Use the ARROW KEYS or W,A,S,D to move. Press SPACE or F to fire an arrow. Try to destroy all enemies!</description>
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    <title>Neighbor Throws Bags Of Crap</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/neighborthrowsbagsofcrap.html</link>
    <description>A neighbor discoverd a bag of feces on their front porch. After reviewing the security footage, they caught the culprit poop handed!!</description>
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    <title>Parasite Flash Game</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/parasite.html</link>
    <description>Use the ARROW KEYS or W,A,S,D to move. Press SPACE for actions and X to exit a creature you are controlling. Collect all of the spirits on each level.</description>
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    <title>17 Larger Than Life Giant Objects</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/17largerthanlifegiantobjects.html</link>
    <description>Collection of unusual and creative giant objects from all over the world.</description>
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    <title>20 Scary Old School Surgical Tools</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/20scaryoldschoolsurgicaltools.html</link>
    <description>You might think your HMO plan is scary, but at least it doesn't use these vintage surgical instruments...hopefully.</description>
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    <title>Amazing Ceilings</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/amazingceilings.html</link>
    <description>It is incredible how some people live their lives looking either straight ahead or down at the ground, the only ceiling they ever notice being the one above the bed.</description>
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    <title>A Paper Craft Castle On The Ocean</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/apapercraftcastleontheocean.html</link>
    <description>The installation is hand made over four years of hard work, complete with electrical lights and a moving train, all made of paper!</description>
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    <title>Mexican Fireworks</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/mexicanfireworks.html</link>
    <description>This many fireworks is insane!</description>
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    <title>Virtual Tour Through Michael Jasckson's Private Arcade</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/mjarcade.html</link>
    <description>His arcade is awesome.</description>
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    <title>Online Pranksters Wreak Havoc At Hotels and Restaurants Nationwide</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/onlinepranksterswreakhavocathotelsandrestaurantsnationwide.html</link>
    <description>Please sir do not throw your toilet out the window, no matter what the stranger on the phone is telling you.</description>
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    <title>Street Fighter Champion Edition</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/streetfighter2ce.html</link>
    <description>About time this game made it to the web! Play street fighter champion edition game and get ready to rumble with some of the toughest fighters on the planet, use your fighting moves in fury of combos to take down each opponent before he can damage you.</description>
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    <title>the most amazing website on the internet</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/themostamazingwebsiteontheinternet.html</link>
    <description>WTF?</description>
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    <title>Wrestling Midgets Killed By Fake Prostitutes</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/wrestlingmidgetskilledbyfakeprostitutes.html</link>
    <description>Two professional midget wrestlers found dead in a low-rent hotel room may have been drugged by female robbers, according to Mexican authorities.</description>
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    <title>Unknown Lifeform In North Carolina Sewer</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/unknownlifeforminnorthcarolinasewer.html</link>
    <description>An unknown lifeform picked up by sewer snakecam in North Carolina is believed to be of ET origin. Dr. Timothy S. Wood, an expert on freshwater bryozoa, confirms the creature is REAL.</description>
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    <title>Fragger Flash Game</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/fragger.html</link>
    <description>Play fragger game and lob live grenades at enemy army forces, use your mouse to adjust the angle of the shot and the power of the throw, try to hit the enemy hiding behind walls and other obstacles.</description>
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    <title>Hitler's Stealth Fighter</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/hitlersstealthfighter.html</link>
    <description>Some of the world's top stealth-aircraft experts admire their full-size replica of the Horten.</description>
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    <title>The World's Ugliest Dog Show</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/theworldsugliestdogshow.html</link>
    <description>The World's Ugliest Dog competition, now in its 21st year, is held at the Sonoma-Marin Fair and attracts some funny looking contestants.</description>
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    <title>Pictures Of Hippies At Glastonbury 2009</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/picturesofhippiesatglastonbury2009.html</link>
    <description>There's any number of ways this list can be ordered, but Gunaxin chooses the route of who actually makes the best food, from worst to best, all involving the most lovable fictional chefs out there.</description>
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    <title>Florida Cat Serial Killer Still At Large</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/floridacatserialkillerstillatlarge.html</link>
    <description>Pet's death linked to Miami's serial cat killer.</description>
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    <title>Top Ten Fictional Chefs</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/toptenfictionalchefs.html</link>
    <description>There's any number of ways this list can be ordered, but Gunaxin chooses the route of who actually makes the best food, from worst to best, all involving the most lovable fictional chefs out there.</description>
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    <title>Castle Corp Flash Game</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/castlecorp.html</link>
    <description>Take control of your knights and defend the castle. Use the mouse to place and select knights to fight for your cause.</description>
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    <title>Double Edged Flash Game</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/doubleedged.html</link>
    <description>Grab your sword and get medieval on your enemies!</description>
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    <title>Funemployed</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/funemployed.html</link>
    <description>Got laid off? not a problem! who wants to spend days pouring over job listings? it's time to have fun.</description>
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    <title>Free Coffee At Funeral Home Drive-Through</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/freecoffeeatfuneralhomedrivethrough.html</link>
    <description>Canadian funeral home in southwestern Ontario is taking a community-friendly trend further by offering free coffee to commuters at a drive-through window.</description>
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    <title>Obama Eats A Candy Bar</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/transformers2faqs.html</link>
    <description>It dawned on me at about 4am last night when I was finishing my review that 2500 words might not be enough to fully describe the Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen experience...</description>
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    <title>WOW MELTDOWN REMIX</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/wowmeltdownremix.html</link>
    <description>It was only a matter of time before someone brought this out. That nutjob who likes remote controllers near his butt flips out in a funny remix fashion. As if he wasn't enough of an abomination, now he's like a demented Benny Hill. LOL!</description>
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    <title>Furries - Dress Up Like Animals And Have Social Gatherings Online </title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/furries.html</link>
    <description>A 45-year-old Fort Collins mother is accused of having sex with a 16-year-old boy who also was part of a group that enjoys dressing up as animals.</description>
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    <title>Deers Eat Breakfast At The Table</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/deerseatbreakfastatthetable.html</link>
    <description>These cute deer pull up a chair and eat some breakfast with these people.</description>
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    <title>Man Trapped Nude With A Dryer On His Head</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/mantrappednudewithadryeronhishead.html</link>
    <description>Don't ask Dave Chapman why he climbed into the clothes dryer, it's an answer that eludes even him. All he will say is the experience that followed won't be repeated.</description>
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    <title>Woman Evicted Over Lingering Easter Decorations</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/womanevictedoverlingeringeasterdecorations.html</link>
    <description>A jury will be asked to decide this week whether a Gunbarrel woman?s pyramid of Peeps and other Easter decor on her apartment door became stale...</description>
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    <title>World's Dirtiest Apartment</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/worldsdirtiestapartment.html</link>
    <description>There were some photos of dirty appartments on Internet lately. But this one for sure will beat them all. That was for sure the dirtiest appartment in the world ever.</description>
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    <title>99 Performance Tips And Tweaks For Windows Vista</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/99performancetipsandtweaksforwindowsvista.html</link>
    <description>Welcome to PCSTATS massive 99 Windows Vista performance tips and tweaks guide! This incredible collection of Tech Tips is all about making your computer perform to its full potential with Windows Vista.</description>
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    <title>5 Worthless Droids</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/5worthlessdroids.html</link>
    <description>While science fiction has given us some fine examples of advanced robotics, the truth is there is a glut of droids out there that either had a little too much carbon scoring, or the design was just plain stupid.  Here’s my rundown of the ones that really fail to inspire.</description>
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    <title>7 Simple And Unexpected Ways To Save Water</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/7simpleandunexpectedwaystosavewater.html</link>
    <description>Even though three quarters of our planet is considered water, there is still a demand for it in almost every community, and a scarcity in many.</description>
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    <title>10 Fantastic Futuristic Materials That Actually Exist</title>
    <link>http://www.blumpkin.org/assets/10fantasticfuturisticmaterialsthatactuallyexist.html</link>
    <description>Sometimes technology leaps so far ahead it seems like the future has arrived a few years early.</description>
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    <description>Scott Weaver used over a million toothpicks to build a San Francisco model. And he rejected Ripley's offer.</description>
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    <description>Funny prank!</description>
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    <title>Apollo 20 Footage of City Found on Moon</title>
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    <description>A Denver police officer has been suspended after allegedly brandishing his gun at a McDonald's restaurant in Aurora...</description>
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    <title>Son Auctions Father's Ashes on eBay in Revenge</title>
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    <description>LOL.</description>
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    <title>I found a used Band-Aid in my cinnamon roll</title>
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    <title>Magic Fingers Vibrating Bed inventor dies at 92</title>
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    <description>Old pervert.</description>
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    <title>Crazy Street Fighter Wannabe Destroys Car with his Bare Hands</title>
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    <description>Lets see if you can do this with your bare hands!</description>
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    <description>The 2ft tall floating phantom figure appears in the bottom right of the screen after a male shopper exits a room to the top left. It makes its way across the busy concourse and seems to head for the same door the man has just passed through. The amazing 36-second tape was taken in a shopping mall in Chile, South America, and surfaced on the internet 06/04/09. It is alleged that the tiny greyish phenomenon is the ghost of a small local boy.</description>
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    <description>A commercial with a man speaking about an insurance company with havoc occurring in the background.</description>
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    <title>Star Trek's Enterprise Panorama</title>
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    <description>Boy burglar beat on corpse, police say.</description>
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    <description>Sweet!</description>
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    <title>Florida Cat Serial Killer Still At Large</title>
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    <description>Pet's death linked to Miami's serial cat killer.</description>
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    <title>Man In Women's Bathing Suit Arrested</title>
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    <description>Funny freak!</description>
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    <title>New Alien Sea Creature Discovered</title>
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    <description>Cool!</description>
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    <title>Obama Eats A Candy Bar</title>
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    <description>This is news?</description>
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    <title>Soiled Furniture For Sale</title>
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    <description>LOL!</description>
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